Morning Quickies: Scarlett Johansson’s Nude Photo Hacker Says He’s “Addicted” To Snooping

  • The hacker who leaked Scarlett Johansson’s nude photos says he was “addicted” to snooping in celebrities’ email. Can you be addicted to snooping or does he just have bad morals? I’m going with the latter. At least Christopher Chaney of Florida feels some remorse for putting Scarlett’s nude pics all over the Internet. “These people don’t have privacy to begin with, and I was in that little sliver of privacy they do have, and I’ve had like six months to think about it. It eats at me,” he said. “I deeply apologize.” [The Wrap]
  • Lindsay Lohan’s hasn’t been seeing her court-ordered therapist once a week, TMZ claims, which would be a violation of her parole and could send her back to jail. Come on, LiLo! Get it together! If anyone needs to see a shrink its you (and your awful parents). [TMZ]
  • Why you would want to watch this, I don’t know, but here’s Deena from “Jersey Shore” singing “Fallin'” by Alicia Keys.  [Crushable]
  • Hilary Duff revealed she is having a boy. Mazel tov! [US Weekly]
  • Taylor Swift donated 6,000 books to the public libraries in Reading, Pennsylvania, which is near her hometown of Wyomissing. I love this girl. [Celebitchy]
  • A kitten in a jug! A kitten in a jug! [BuzzFeed]
  • A straight woman explains why she loooooves gay male porn. [Salon]
  • These are the new Girl Scout badges, y’all. [The Hairpin]
  • SQUEEEEEEEEEE!  It’s a Stego-Guinea-Pig-Osaurus! [The Mary Sue]
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