If you’re single and looking to trick or treat, Halloween is the absolute best holiday to score some man candy. That is, provided you choose the proper costume. Don’t screw up your chances of getting laid this Halloween with an unsexy costume like this turkey suit. Wear it, and you’re just begging to be asked if you gobble at the height of passion. Do yourself a favor and save the turkey for Thanksgiving. Click on through for more Halloween costumes that will scare off potential suitors faster than you can say “boo!”
18 (More) Costumes That Won’t Even Get A Lady Laid On Halloween
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