An Imagined Conversation With This Coy Model
Me: Whatcha got there?
Me: In your hands.
Me: No, it’s obvious you’re hiding something.
Model: Well, I’m not. I’m just resting my hands here like this.
Me: I’m not sure anyone has ever just rested their hands like that.
Model: Like what?
Me: Like they’re hiding something in their crotch region. Let’s play 20 questions!
Me: To guess what you’re holding in your hands.
Model: Uhhh, OK?
Me: Is it a dog?
Me: Is it a flower?
Model: No. Dude. Have you ever played 20 questions?
Me: Shh. 18 more questions to go…
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