The Situation’s Got A Really Tacky Tuxedo Situation
Wondering what your high school boyfriend’s going to be wearing to Prom this year? Look no further than Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino’s new line of tuxedos, FLOW Formalwear. Goes great with your boyfriend’s bitchin’ Camaro and his enviable economy-size tin of Dep hair gel. In case you’re clamoring for more fine styles of The Sitch’s FLOW collection (you are, I see you), you’re in luck! He’s graced us with a bevy of additional model shots, all featuring his signature “I am the human embodiment of a testicle” facial expression. Check ‘em out after the jump. Now, if only I could find my corsage…
On left, Leather Daddy Stripper Situation. On right, Shiny I-Banker About to Get Laid Situation.
On left, All Up In The Club Situation. On right, I’m About to Lead the Marching Band in John Philip Sousa’s Greatest Hits Situation.