Quickies: A Paul McCartney Wedding This Weekend?

  • Paul McCartney might be wedding his longtime girlfriend Nancy Shevell this weekend, if suspicious vans filled with party supplies are any indication. But even if there’s no ex-Beatle nuptials this weekend, you can always watch the two-night Kardashian wedding special beginning Sunday. Come on, you knew you were going to anyway! [People]
  • Check out this audition video that Kate Moss filmed for L’Oreal when she was only a teenager. You can tell by looking at her that she’s got something special. [The Gloss]
  • Chris Brown was denied entry into the UK to play at a Michael Jackson memorial concert over his criminal record from assaulting Rihanna. [Yahoo]
  • Speaking of RiRi, she’s supposedly got a new dude by the name of Dudley O’Shaunessy, with whom she has been running around London. [The Fab Life]
  • Folks are making hey over 15-year-old Kendall Jenner’s bikini modeling. None of them seem to realize 15 is not an especially young age for a model. (Refer to Kate Moss video above, please!) And sorry, but 15-year-olds do wear bikinis. [The Superficial]
  • Huh-huh-huh, huh-huh-huh, huh-huh-huh. Check out the exclusive trailer for new episodes of “Beavis & Butthead.” [NYmag.com]
  • Johnny Depp is set to play Dr. Seuss in a biopic of the children’s book author. Will he play him in a hat? Will he play him with a cat? Will he play him … all right, I’ll stop. [US Weekly]
  • Zach Galifianakis ordered 500 gluten-free vegan cupcakes from a New York City bakery for his birthday party. Now that’s just adorable. [The Daily]