Evening Quickies: Prince Harry Lands In CA This Week!

  • Brace yourselves, ladies. Prince Hot Ginge — I mean, Harry — lands in California this week! Our favorite eligible bachelor will be training for two months as a helicopter pilot at a Naval facility in San Diego before heading to Arizona. I call dibs! [People]
  • How much of Jared Leto’s wardrobe can be purchased at Hot Topic, that mall store for disgruntled teenagers? [Crushable]
  • Eleven paper-machier Britney Spears heads is 11 too many, methinks. [PopDust]
  • Kim Kardashian is renewing her vows from, um, a month ago on Ellen DeGeneres’ talk show. [The Gloss]
  • “The Real Housewives of New Jersey”‘s Teresea Giudice and Jacqueline Laurita are fighting with each other, which I believe they are contractually obligated to do. [US Weekly]
  • Gadzooks, another modeling reality show. This one is about model scouting and will follow scouts from One Management (which reps Iman, Claudia Schiffer, and Bar Rafaeli) as they sell pipe dreams to little girls in Richmond, Houston, Salt Lake City, and San Francisco. And apparently one of these beauties is a “stunning young taxidermist,” which is just what television needs, frankly. [Styleite]
  • Those Westboro Baptist Church douchebags are going to picket Steve Jobs’ funeral. A-holes. [BuzzFeed]
  • These sexy movie politicians win our vote! [TresSugar]
  • NBC has canceled the comedy “Free Agents,” right off the heels of canceling “The Playboy Club.” Bummer, dude. Did anyone watch “Free Agents”? Was it good? [The Wrap]