Morning Quickies: Ashton Kutcher Might Be In Double Trouble

  • Ashton Kutcher cheated with not one, but two women in his naked hot tub romp at a San Diego hotel, US Weekly claims. A woman named Sara Leal has been identified as one of his alleged hookups, but the other woman’s identity is still unknown. A source claims Kutcher was out partying with Danny Masterson, his co-star from “That 70’s Show,” and telling women he and Demi Moore are separated. Tsk, tsk. Things are not looking good for you, buddy. [Us Weekly]
  • Johnny Depp has apologized for saying photo shoots “feel like you’re being raped somehow.” In a statement, Depp said ” It was a poor choice of words on my part in an effort to explain a feeling. I understand there is no comparison and I am very regretful. In an effort to correct my lack of judgment, please accept my heartfelt apology.” [Celebitchy]
  • The 10 best passive-aggressive roommate notes. Sadly, I know all too much about this. [Crushable]
  • How to convince your man to dress up like Ryan Gosling for Halloween. [TresSugar]
  • Moms can’t get extra time to breastpump during the LSATs, according to the Law School Admissions Council, which administers the test. [ACLU]
  • You know the author of Where The Wild Things Are, Maurice Sendak? He’s a cranky old man. A really cranky old man. Sendak has a new children’s book out and he gave an interview to the UK Guardian where he bitches about the following people and things: Gwyneth Paltrow, Roald Dahl, Stephen King, Salman Rushdie, eBooks, New York City, and Republicans. Whew! It is hilarious. [Celebitchy]