Alfred David, better known by the people of Brussels as “Monsieur Pingouin,” claims to share a special telepathic connection with the birds. Penguin Man waddles like a penguin (because of an old hip injury), talks like a penguin, dresses like a penguin, eats like a penguin, and actually believes he is, in fact, a penguin. Okay, I know he’s a little bit old for me, and our house would smell like fish, and be packed with the penguin memorabilia he’s been collecting for the last 40 years, but these are things we can work around. Also, as Jessica reminded me, penguins make great fathers. Did you see “March of the Penguins”? [Oddity Central]
