Cat Scratch Fever

Julie Gerstein | September 29, 2011 - 11:40 am

Humans just love anthropomorphizing their animals. I mean, look, I named my cat Colonel Mustard, okay? He has a friggin’ military title, so I think I know what I’m talking about. So, sure, yes, I want to see my cat play with this scratch-pad-disguised-as-a-turntable. Sure I do. Imagine The Colonel taking his giant paws to this faux record and becoming a pretend DJ. How adorable would that be?