Evening Quickies: Jessica Simpson Is Pregnant, In Touch Claims

Jessica Wakeman | September 27, 2011 - 5:30 pm
  • Is Jessica Simpson pregnant? In Touch claims she is — despite knocking back a glass of bubbly at fiance Eric Johnson’s recent birthday celebration — and craving nacho chips dipped in chocolate. Mmm mmm. Jessica has been looking a little bloated lately, but I am skeptical. Any time the poor girl eats a burrito, people say she’s pregnant. Until I hear it from Papa Joe, I am assuming it’s just another burrito baby. [In Touch]
  • Bravo released a statement expressing regret over comments made by Patti Stanger about gay men on Bravo’s “Watch What Happens Live” Sunday night. Patti basically said gay men are all promiscuous queens who won’t settle down. In a statement, the network said, “Her comments are not representative of the network’s beliefs and opinions. We apologize for the offense it caused.” [Hollywood Reporter]
  • Demi Moore is the latest celeb looking WTF-thin. [The Gloss]
  • Jane Pratt asked Kim Kardashian all about the size of Kris Humphries’ junk and she wouldn’t answer. Kourtney Kardashian, however, is much more forthcoming about what Scott Disick is packing. [xoJane]
  • Kate Middleton hit up Topshop and used rewards cards to pay for her purchases. You know, like a normal person. [Styleite]
  • Speaking of Kate, a palace rep denies she’ll be posing on the cover of American Vogue. Waaaah! [Ministry of Gossip]
  • “SNL”‘s Abby Elliot and Fred Armisen are dunzo. Friends say 44-year-old Fred “sought comfort” from 24-year-old Abby after he separated from wife Elisabeth Moss, 29. Guess he likes ‘em young, huh? [US Weekly]
  • Here’s a photo of Michelle Obama playing ping ping. You’re welcome. [Black Snob]
  • Confessions of a romance novel cover girl: model Serene Aandahl tells all about throbbing members and sweet temptations. [TrésSugar]
  • Frog smoothies. Just … frog smoothies. [Guanabee]