Dudes, last year, I warned you about the 21 costumes that wouldn’t get you laid. But this year, when I started shopping for something slutty for myself, I found so many more friggin’ hilariously bad costumes for guys that I just had to do a part deux. Seriously, this is a selfish public service announcement. Men, we care about you here at The Frisky. I know you want to get laid on Halloween, but more importantly, I want to get sexed. And if all the men are frolicking around in these bad costumes, no amount of alcohol is going to make it happen for them. I just can’t take home a guy dressed as a vagina disguised as a pink canoe. So, if you want to know how not to get some sweet girlie action or if you just need some comic relief, check out these totally ridiculous costumes.