Dudes, last year, I warned you about the 21 costumes that wouldn’t get you laid. But this year, when I started shopping for something slutty for myself, I found so many more friggin’ hilariously bad costumes for guys that I just had to do a part deux. Seriously, this is a selfish public service announcement. Men, we care about you here at The Frisky. I know you want to get laid on Halloween, but more importantly, I want to get sexed. And if all the men are frolicking around in these bad costumes, no amount of alcohol is going to make it happen for them. I just can’t take home a guy dressed as a vagina disguised as a pink canoe. So, if you want to know how not to get some sweet girlie action or if you just need some comic relief, check out these totally ridiculous costumes.
22 Halloween Costumes That Won’t Get You Laid
Posted Under: halloween, halloween costume
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