An Imagined Conversation With This Model (And His Beaver)
Model: Heeeeeeyyyy girl!
Me: Oh, umm, hi.
Model: Would you like to pet my beaver?
Me: Not really, no.
Model: Are you sure? It’s soft and furry…Me: Yeah I’m really sure.
Model: My beaver just wants to be touched.
Me: How long have you been making this joke?
Model: Most of the day. Part of last night. And it’s still funny!
Me: I’m gonna have to disagree with you there.
Model: Oh come on, look! It’s a beaver! On my crotch! Beaver is a euphemism for vagina! Fuuunnnnyyyyy!
Me: I mean, yeah, I guess it’s kind of funny.
Model: Yep. I told you!
Me: But maybe you should focus on the fact that your beaver has the body language of, like, a 65-year-old British literature professor who is making an important point about Chaucer. That’s funny.
Model: Wanna feel my wet beaver?