So, this photo of 18-year-old Miley Cyrus loungin’ and textin’ in nothing but her skivvies and a pair of red pumps suddenly appeared on the internet today and peeps be freakin’. Yeah, you can see her covered crotch, but I personally don’t think it’s really all that scandalous — some of her “costumes” are racier. I do, however, have many questions. Who took this pic? (Liam?) Who is Miley texting? (Billy Ray?) Who leaked the photo? (Miley?) Why does this bedroom look like an old timey whore’s suite above a saloon? Seriously, look at that wallpaper and the drapes and those godforsaken bronze satin sheets. I can smell the dust and whiskey from here. [Crushable]
