Evening Quickies: Jessica Simpson’s Wedding Possibly Put Off “Indefinitely”

  • Jessica Simpson and her fiancé Eric Johnson have allegedly put their wedding on hiatus “indefinitely.” But Celebuzz hears they’re still on and are just taking forever to plan. That sounds more likely to me, considering the dude gifted her with a $15K Birkin bag on her birthday. You don’t give those things to just anyone. [Celebuzz, The Hollywood Gossip]
  • Scarlett Johansson and Kieran Culkin are dating now, apparently. The pair hung out at a strip club in Paris, where she snapped pics with the performers. You gotta love how Scarlett is embroiled in a nude photo scandal, but still is posing for photos with strippers. She clearly doesn’t give a f**k. [The Superficial]
  • Kim Kardashian as slave Leia? It’s two of America’s prevailing masturbatory fantasies smashed together. [BuzzFeed]

  • “The Real Housewives of D.C.”‘s Tareq Salahi has filed for divorce from Michaele Sahali, his wife (and cohort in White House party crashing). Earlier this week Tareq alerted the media that his wife may have been kidnapped, but it turned out she’d just left him for the guitarist from Journey. [TMZ]
  • Oops. There might not be a biopic about Patti Smith’s memoir Just Kids afterall. At least not one that Gus Van Sant is directing. [The Daily]
  • Swizz Beats’ alleged mistress speaks! Anyone else think its time for Alicia Keys to MOA? [Clutch Magazine]
  • Fifteen looks that only Ryan Gosling can pull off. [BuzzFeed]

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