False alarm, people. Michaele Salahi has not been kidnapped as her husband Tareq believed. She is alive and well in Memphis, safe in the arms of Journey guitarist Neal Schon (who also happens to be her former lover). Well, thank God she wasn’t abducted. A note to Tareq: when your wife goes for her hair appointment and never comes back, she most likely is leaving you for another man. And maybe, just maybe if you don’t stop believin’, she will come back to you once she tires of life on the road or needs her roots dyed, whichever comes first. [Us Weekly, Bumpshack]
