What Do Gordon Ramsay, A Porn Star Dwarf & A Badger Have In Common?

Let’s untangle this incomprehensible headline together — word by word. First off, I should tell you that Gordon Ramsay has nothing to do with this story. It’s actually about Percy Foster, the little person Gordon Ramsay look-a-like who starred in such X-rated films as “Hi Ho Hi-Ho, It’s Up Your Arse We Go.” Okay, now here comes the gory part. Percy’s body was discovered in a badger’s den, partially eaten by the creatures. Well … I’m speechless. [Radar]