Be My Boyfriend: Alleged Murderer With Creative Facial Implants

By: Julie Gerstein / September 13, 2011

Dear Potential Boyfriend: Your an innovator, a restless soul, a man whose creativity couldn’t be expressed merely via piercings and “666” tattoos. No, no, you needed something more. You craved a greater tool for self-expression and body modification. So you went for facial implants — several of them! — to give your face an unsettling wavy complexion. Boyfriend, alleged murderer boyfriend, you really have outdone yourself. Color me impressed. [The Smoking Gun]