For The Week Of September 12-18, 2011

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Relax! Life is about to settle into a nice manageable pile of work, love, family, friendship and all those other things you find important, as you’ll finally get the perspective you need to put it all in order. Sure, this might only last for a short time, but anything will do, as a little bit of logic and peace will go a long way now.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Confidence will get you everywhere now, so don’t be scared to show off for your honey. After all, what they need from you now is a show of support and a solid one, which means no more acting on the defensive, but on the offense. Take charge and be in control. Even if you don’t know what you actually mean, as long as you sound strong, they will believe too.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Love is a mystery that always keep you guessing — but would you want it any other way? Of course not! So, keep that in mind, as your emotions will peak into a crazy crescendo this week, leaving you confused, shocked, and possibly a bit emotionally maimed. However, the good news is that once you see all that you are up against, you’ll know you’ll be just fine.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Life has a funny way of working itself out, even if it seems to take forever. After all, you’re a gal that lives for surprises, so the way the universe can make that happen is often taking forever to give you what you want. As it’s not easy to catch someone like you off guard, but seems this week may be the winner, as the end of it should have you feeling on top of the world.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Just when you think you can’t take any more bad luck, a turn around will be happening to put it all into perspective and lead you to the next phase of your story — the one in which everything will make sense in a bigger and more spiritual way. As they say, it takes pain to grow, so be ready to enjoy the fruits of your labor now.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

You’re not one to be held back by old fashion rules; too bad that it seems your fate to find those you love are often bound by them. This usually leaves you having to come up with a happy medium to respect where they are coming from. Lucky for you though, tables will turn and it’ll be you that will be challenged this week. Yes, finally, something juicy to sink your teeth and brain into!

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Instead of judo flipping whomever you want into your emotional fantasies this week, play it cool. No trying to take over the TV airwaves or needing to write a message in the sky. Nope, the antics this week need to be more subtle, more charming and just that much more cunning. That’s right; think slight-of-hand rather than obvious love victim.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Time to put on a happy face and wear it out until the end of the week, because that is when it’ll finally be authentic — and by prepping for it, it’ll properly align you with the stars! Yup, it’s one of those fake it till you make it periods, as you’ll be the one responsible for casting the mood, but if you can show the one you want, then that is all the effort you’ll need to make it.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Romance doesn’t always have to be about extravagant moments in which the lighting is perfect and the music just so, with your man looking hot in the most ideal of places. Often times it’ll be feeling frumpy and still wanting to get it on, burping and farting all the while. Yes, it’ll be one of those “keeping it real” weeks in love, but why have it any other way?

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Go out on a limb and put it all on the line. It’s all about instant gratification now and taking chances in love — and the only way to ensure that you’ll get what you want is to be in each moment and live it out. Yes, you will ultimately need guts to push yourself to taking this leap of faith, but in the scheme of things, do you really have anything to lose?

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

If you want to feel closer to that certain someone, time to get them somewhere only you exist and can be his everything. No, not kidnapping, but planning a trip with your baby to see how cozy you are when left to just be cozy with each other. Besides, you need a break from reality yourself, and by killing two birds with one stone, you’ll get the most out of your time now.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Before you say anything important this week, think it through. While yes, you’re better off the cuff, just spewing from your heart, the person on the other line isn’t as the resilient as you, so softening the tone and doing some spoon feeding will be required. Sure, you’ll wonder if having to be gentle is for you, but in love, sometimes humility is the hardest lesson of them all.