Morning Quickies: Chris Brown Is A Parking Ticket Fiend

  • It’s a good day to be Chris Brown: 95 of the 117 parking tickets the pop star has accrued have been dismissed. Brown has been fined $15,000 in fees, apparently for parking in handicapped spaces in the parking lot of his building in Los Angeles. However, the parking spaces were assigned to his apartment, so he was not officially breaking any rules. The other 22 parking tickets, though, he’s still in trouble.
  • Amy Sedaris delights in getting mistaken for Amy Poehler, so she can tell people she and Will Arnett are getting a divorce. Love her. []
  • What have been the dumbest celebrity quotes about 9/11? [Dumb As A Blog]
  • What the hell is a “breakup bunker”? [The Hairpin]

  • Lady Gaga might be schtupping Taylor Kinney from “The Vampire Diaries.” Kinney starred in the singer’s “You And I” music video. [People]
  • The National Enquirer claims Ian Somerhalder is thisclose to proposing to Nina Dobrev. Take it with a grain of salt. [Celebitchy]
  • There’s an Anna Dello Russo fascinator, for some reason. [Refinery29]
  • Well, that’s dark: an 81-year-old British woman has gotten a “Do Not Resuscitate” tattoo. [Newswer]
  • Kermit the Frog sneakers: yay or nay? [The Mary Sue]
  • Squee! Twenty otters celebrate National Kissing Day! [BuzzFeed]

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