Morning Quickies: Calm Down, Kate Middleton Is Not Pregnant With Twins

  • Kate Middleton is not pregnant with twins, you sick people obsessed with what’s going on in other women’s wombs. The palace denied a tabloid report that the Duchess is expecting, although it confirmed William and Kate do hope to have kids someday. [Us Weekly]
  • Reese Witherspoon was hit by a car while jogging and taken to a hospital. Fortunately the actress was not seriously injured. The elderly driver was cited for failing to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk. [People]
  • Kelis is throwing shade at Katy Perry, announcing in an interview, “Katy Perry is crap. It’s just poor pop.” Damn! [Starpulse]

  • Nick Jonas will replace Daniel Radcliffe in the Broadway show “How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying.” [Billboard]
  • Whoa. Today is Jonathan Taylor Thomas’ 30th birthday. [Dlisted]
  • It’s a hipster Harry Potter! [The Mary Sue]

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