- Kate Middleton is not pregnant with twins, you sick people obsessed with what’s going on in other women’s wombs. The palace denied a tabloid report that the Duchess is expecting, although it confirmed William and Kate do hope to have kids someday. [Us Weekly]
- Reese Witherspoon was hit by a car while jogging and taken to a hospital. Fortunately the actress was not seriously injured. The elderly driver was cited for failing to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk. [People]
- Kelis is throwing shade at Katy Perry, announcing in an interview, “Katy Perry is crap. It’s just poor pop.” Damn! [Starpulse]
- Nick Jonas will replace Daniel Radcliffe in the Broadway show “How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying.” [Billboard]
- Whoa. Today is Jonathan Taylor Thomas’ 30th birthday. [Dlisted]
- It’s a hipster Harry Potter! [The Mary Sue]
Want to contact the writer of this post? {encode=”jessica@thefrisky.com” title=”Email her”}!


