Courtney Stodden’s Twitter, the gift that keeps on giving. Last week, Courtney’s super sexy sensual tweets taught me how to take my own 140 character purple prose up a notch, but I knew there was so much more to learn from the 17-year-old wife of 51-year-old actor Doug Hutchison. In addition to her enviable vocabulary, Courtney really knows how to assemble a complex sentence, revealing many important lessons in grammar. So, class, the bell has rung — it’s time for Grammar 101 with Professor Amelia and my assistant @CourtneyStodden. Take your seats and click onward!
Note: In actuality, I seriously had to do my research for this piece. While I think I write and talk “real good,” it was humbling to discover how little I actually knew about the technicalities of sentence structure and what the components are actually called. So if I got anything wrong, grammar nerds, correct me in the comments!