- After weeks of bizarre rumors swirling that Jessica Simpson would get a breast reduction before her wedding, she finally took to Twitter to school the fools. “Been getting lots of questions about this alleged breast reduction,” Simpson tweeted. “Not to worry … I LOVE MY BOOBIES!! They aren’t going anywhere!” Come now, did anyone serious think she’d get rid of those boobs? [Celebuzz]
- Swoon: Idris Elba, one of the most attractive men on the planet, is the new face of SmartWater. [Essence]
- Taylor Swift and Joe Jonas are back in contact and possibly rekindling an old flame. Well, at least he would be an age-appropriate romance for her. [US Weekly]
- Check out all these U.S. Open hotties — yum! [Tres Sugar]
- Fourteen-year-old Kylie Jenner is modeling in Avril Lavigne’s Abbey Dawn runway show during New York Fashion Week next Monday. Kylie’s a liiiitle below the CFDA Health Initiative guidelines that working models be ages 16 and up, but those are just guidelines, not rules. [Fashionista]
- Keith Richards’ memoir Life is being made into a film. [Telegraph UK]
- Seven things to know about sex that can be learned from lesbian vampire erotica. [How About We]
- Attention, shoppers: you can now shop online at Zara in the U.S. starting today! [Fashion Pulse Daily]
- “America’s Most Wanted” has been saved from cancellation … by Lifetime. Perhaps they want to stockpile possible plots for made-for-TV movies? [NYMag.com]
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