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For The Week Of September 5-11, 2011

Astro Guide: Virgo
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Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

You’re not wrong to think that something is coming for you, because it is and when it hits, it’ll be as if the whole world will brighten that shade of grey, as your cynicism will be challenged in a rather direct way. No matter, it’s not like you haven’t been bored for too long already. So, yes, consider this week the one that’ll put your life a little more on track.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

If only all your dreams could be possible…Oh, not to be totally cliché, but you can’t throw the baby out with the bathwater. Just because one area of your plans is not lining up, doesn’t mean your whole plan is a bust. Stop being so dramatic and just reroute your brain to see that perfection comes in parts.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Only you can bring on your misery this week, by over-thinking everything and isolating yourself into an idea of the way you think your life should be. Yes, time to release those white knuckles, and take on this coming collision with change relaxed, as it’s being in the moment, each moment, that will get you safely and happily to the next chapter now.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Life is a cabaret, but not if you don’t start to show some more gratitude to that someone that always has your back. Otherwise, last call will come soon to end your party. As the score is tallied, know whoever is counting isn’t missing a beat. However, compassion does lurk, so if you want to keep the festivities going, it’ll mean spreading a little sugar in more ways.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

We all have a different perception of the truth, so if that happens to mean an exaggerated sense of things, then so be it. This week, it won’t be in your favor to have to stick to semantics, as it’ll be much better to let your imagination run away with you and lead you to whereever it may. After all, you are long overdue for a decent adventure.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Time to think a little harder about the position you’re in and how that is really working out for you. While you can make as many excuses as you want, the fact will remain that not everything adds up. This doesn’t have to mean the end of all that you know though, but rather a slight shift. As you should know, even a slight bend could make all the difference.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Blah, blah, blah, blah is all you’ll hear as your honey will endlessly go on and on and on about everything you just won’t care about. While it’ll hardly be sexy, be a dear and help him through this rough patch with a few strokes to his “ego.” It’s moments like these that playing hero will get you appreciation.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Flattery might have gotten you far in the recent past, but this week is when you’re going to have to scale back the embellishments and truly shoot from the hip to control a situation. If your aim sometimes hurts, oh well, that is the price that those who need to hear the truth will have to pay at times. Think of it as cutting off the head of the beast before the pass.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Love makes everyone say crazy things, so don’t be too hard on yourself as you go through this week and can possibly be spouting out one wacky comment after another. So what if there may be a drunk dial in your future? The point will be how they respond, because at least this is when you will truly learn if they are in or out, not both.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Being stubborn only gets you somewhere when that other is less resilient than you, but when you are dealing with someone stuck in cement, you might want to reconsider your actions and just bite the bullet to get plans in motion again. Sure, you might be right, but in the scheme of things, it’ll be much easier now to just be the bigger person.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

You won’t be having it this week when someone will start to pour on the condescension thick. Of course, the sad part may be that it is likely just the way they communicate. Whatever, you can’t be everyone’s counselor, so see situations like these as what they are and move away as quickly and graciously as you can.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Not everything comes with a pretty bow on top, so give up that fantasy now and come back into reality. No matter how beautifully you can choreograph a story in your mind and want to believe in it, no amount of visualization exercises will bring what you want if what you want requires a miracle.

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