Morning Quickies: Cameron Diaz “Can’t Stand” Jennifer Lopez

  • Cameron Diaz, who seems pretty down-to-earth, supposedly “can’t stand” Jennifer Lopez, who is the definition of high-maintenance. The two are working together on “What To Expect When You’re Expecting” and sources say Cameron is irritated by J.Lo’s diva behavior, like stopping work at 10:15 a.m. on the dot to eat protein and veggies. Cameron allegedly even said J.Lo should “stick to her day job” at “American Idol.” Ooh, burn. [Now Magazine UK]
  • Grizzly mama Cher is defending her son Chaz Bono from bigots attacking him for being the first transgender person cast on “Dancing With The Stars.” Yesterday on her Twitter feed, Cher was urging her fans to go argue with commenters writing nasty things about Chaz on blogs. [Celebuzz]
  • Twelve movie titles that would make awesome nicknames for your vagina. “Hotel For Dogs,” anyone? [Buzzfeed]

  • Marc Anthony denies that an affair ended his marriage to J.Lo, instead claiming, “It wasn’t sustainable the way it was.” [People]
  • Mel Gibson has settled with his ex-girlfriend and baby mama Oksana Grigorieva, whom he was taped screaming at in sexist, racist rants last year. The exes will share 50/50 custody of their daughter, Lucia, and Oksana will be paid out $750K over the next five years. [Celebitchy]
  • The film version of “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies” will be “incredibly true to Austen.” Yeah, okay. [Los Angeles Times]
  • What Dr. Who’s Facebook page might look like. [BuzzFeed]
  • Check out James Franco bloodied up on the set of “General Hospital.” [Huffington Post]
  • Love these pics of Nicki Minaj in the October issue of Glamour! []
  • Meet Allison Williams, the news anchor Brian Williams’ gorgeous actress daughter who’ll be on the new HBO series “Girls.” [Lucky Magazine]

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