Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Wears Pickle Fingers

Gather ’round children and I will tell you the tale of old William Picklefingers. Legend has it that after burning his hands on the stove, he plunged them into a jar of pickles to ease the pain. When he pulled them out, his fingers had magically turned into delicious dills! These plastic pickle fingers are exact replica’s of Willy P’s! I swear! And they only cost $4.95 for a set of five! I don’t want flowers. I want a man who is willing to spring for pickle fingers AND show up wearing them on a first date. I would probably fall in love with. We should make dating more fun again by bringing back practical jokes. Like back in middle school, when a spitball launched at your head was the international sign for “I want to go with you.” Very romantic. [World Of Wonder] Want to contact the writer of this post?
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