Morning Quickies: Lindsay Lohan Asks Out Chris Brown Over Twitter

  • Lindsay Lohan tweeted at Chris Brown on Sunday night to ask, “Wanna meet?” Chris retweeted Lindz, but didn’t publicly reply. If these two go out, it will either be the worst idea ever or a brilliant melding of celebrity WTF-ery. [Celebuzz]
  • Rep. Michele Bachmann was just kidding, you guys, when she said the earthquake and hurricane that struck Washington, D.C., this week were messages from God. “I have a great sense of humor,” she assured anyone who was offended. [Politico]
  • Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel were spotted vacationing together in Martha’s Vineyard and the Hamptons last week. Guess this means they’re on-again? [New York Post]
  • Rebecca Black the bikini model is hopping mad at Rebecca Black the “Friday” warbler, for obvious reasons. [TMZ]

  • Judy Greer is joining the cast of “Two and A Half Men” to play Ashton Kutcher’s soon-to-be ex-wife. [TV Guide]
  • Hugh Hefner will reopen a Playboy Club in Chicago, which will be the first standalone club in the U.S. to exist for decades. [NPR]
  • Sixteen insane Courtney Stodden tweets, illustrated by pugs. [BuzzFeed]
  • Professor James Franco starts teaching at NYU next week. He’ll be teaching a class at the theater school, the Tisch School of the Arts, in which the students will adapt a poem by Louise Gluck into a film. [New York Post]
  • Kristin Chenoweth of the forthcoming new show “Good Christian Belles” opens up about being a Christian and being accepting of gays. [PrideSource]

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