Sinead O’Connor Considers Sex With A Yam

Sinead O’Connor has, uh, changed a bit since the ’90s. She grew her hair back, gained a few pounds, returned to Ireland, and took up blogging. If you haven’t been keeping up with her website, you should know that she was desperately seeking sex. In fact, Sinead was so hard up that she considered doing it with inanimate objects:

“I recently read of a woman in America who married and regularly humps her truck. I don’t yet own a truck but I’m beginning to understand her head space … My s**t-uation sexually/affectionately speaking is so dire that inanimate objects are starting to look good as are inappropriate and/or unavailable men and/or inappropriate and/or unavailable fruits and vegetables. I tell you yams are looking like the winners.”

That’s a sounds like a sex emergency to me. Luckily, she says she found an “extremely sweet, kind, very respectful, considerate but absolutely FILTHY minded, un-inhibited RUDE sex maniac named John” to take care of her s**t-uation. Phew! Crisis averted! But really, nothing compares 2 yam. [Celebitchy]Want to contact the writer of this post? {encode=”[email protected]” title=”Email her”}!