Quickies: Diamond-Covered Panties Scraped A Victoria’s Secret Model’s Vagina

  • Being a Victoria’s Secret model is tough, y’all. Just listen to this sob story from Selita Ebanks, who strut down a runway wearing panties made from $4.5 million worth of diamonds, rubies, emeralds and yellow sapphires in 2007. “It hurt. Yeah, diamonds hurt,” Ebanks tells me. “I don’t know about wearing diamonds on your crotch. It’s like you’re walking and scraping. This is not cohesive to get a man. No man wants a scratchy vagina.” [Huffington Post]
  • Are you an “evacuista”? You are if you’re evacuating Hurricane Irene in style. Also, how to hurricane-proof your cat. [Jezebel, BuzzFeed]
  • Bravo wants to do a one-hour sit-down interview with Andy Cohen and “Real Housewives” Taylor Armstrong about her estranged husband, Russell Armstrong, who committed suicide last week. I dunno, that feels kind of exploitative and icky to me. [New York Post]
  • Taylor Hanson not sick of playing “MMMbop” in concerts, as you would expect. [Idolator]

  • Kim Kardashian’s wedding was good news for People magazine: their web site had six million page views over the course of four days! [WWD]
  • Exactly what your girlfriend needs to hear while getting dressed for an important occasion. [Thought Catalog]
  • Lucasfilm is putting together a traveling exhibit for the 30th anniversary of “Raiders Of The Lost Ark” filled with movie props from the Indiana Jones flick. Pretty cool. [Neatorama]
  • Watch a woman attack an ATM machine with her high heel. Someone was not happy about her bank balance! [Huffington Post Weird News]
  • Ukraine opened a museum of salted pork lard because, duh, that’s awesome. [ANIMAL New York]
  • Literary style icons! [The Paris Review]

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