- Gossips say Kris Humphries’ family “looked appalled” at his wedding to Kim Kardashian because there were television cameras — and rhinestones! — everywhere. [Us Weekly]
- Also, Humphries has a new nickname from his friends: “Kate Middleton.” Because he married into American royalty, you know. [NY Post]
- Students at an advertising school in Atlanta have asked Don Draper of “Mad Men” — yes, the fictional character — to deliver their commencement address. [TIME]
- The 20 most ridiculous explanations for yesterday’s East Coast earthquake. I’m going with End Times. [BuzzFeed]
- Congrats, bisexual men! A new study proves you exist! [NY Times]
- John Slattery is defending his “Mad Men” co-star, January Jones, after a statement made by the youngster who used to play Bobby Draper made her look kind of like a beyotch. [Huffington Post]
- My favorite gay, Ross Mathews from “Chelsea Lately” (aka Ross The Intern from “The Tonight Show”) is developing his own talk show pilot for E! with Chelsea Handler’s production company. Squee! [The Hollywood Reporter]
- Benicio del Toro and Kimberly Stewart named their newborn daughter Delilah. Kinda cute! I hope she’s named after the Biblical figure and not the talk show radio host. [ONTD]
- Clark Gable’s grandson was arrested for aiming a laser pointer at an LAPD helicopter, which is a felony because it’s dangerous. What a stupid thing to do. [TMZ]
- America’s spending on nail polish and nail care (like manis and pedis) increased by 57 percent last year, according to beauty market researchers. That is insane. [Lucky Mag]
- Five lies Carrie Bradshaw told me. [Thought Catalog]
- Our favorite lines from Dorothy Parker’s most scathing reviews. [Flavorwire]
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