Morning Quickies: Kris Humphries’ Family “Looked Appalled” At Wedding

  • Gossips say Kris Humphries’ family “looked appalled” at his wedding to Kim Kardashian because there were television cameras — and rhinestones! — everywhere. [Us Weekly]
  • Also, Humphries has a new nickname from his friends: “Kate Middleton.” Because he married into American royalty, you know. [NY Post]
  • Students at an advertising school in Atlanta have asked Don Draper of “Mad Men” — yes, the fictional character — to deliver their commencement address. [TIME]
  • The 20 most ridiculous explanations for yesterday’s East Coast earthquake. I’m going with End Times. [BuzzFeed]

  • Congrats, bisexual men! A new study proves you exist! [NY Times]
  • John Slattery is defending his “Mad Men” co-star, January Jones, after a statement made by the youngster who used to play Bobby Draper made her look kind of like a beyotch. [Huffington Post]
  • My favorite gay, Ross Mathews from “Chelsea Lately” (aka Ross The Intern from “The Tonight Show”) is developing his own talk show pilot for E! with Chelsea Handler’s production company. Squee! [The Hollywood Reporter]
  • Benicio del Toro and Kimberly Stewart named their newborn daughter Delilah. Kinda cute! I hope she’s named after the Biblical figure and not the talk show radio host. [ONTD]
  • Clark Gable’s grandson was arrested for aiming a laser pointer at an LAPD helicopter, which is a felony because it’s dangerous. What a stupid thing to do. [TMZ]
  • America’s spending on nail polish and nail care (like manis and pedis) increased by 57 percent last year, according to beauty market researchers. That is insane. [Lucky Mag]
  • Five lies Carrie Bradshaw told me. [Thought Catalog]
  • Our favorite lines from Dorothy Parker’s most scathing reviews. [Flavorwire]

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