Evening Quickies: The Kardashian Wedding Wanted Xtina Or JLo To Perform

  • Kris Jenner reportedly wanted Jennifer Lopez or Christina Aguilera to perform at Kim Kardashian’s blingy wedding — for free. Oh yes, every bride dreams of “Dirrty” as a first dance song! Both pop stars charge about $1 million each for private performances, which apparently was not in the Kardashian’s budget. [Reality TV Magazine]
  • Sarah Jessica Parker says her son James Wilkie has been bitten by the acting bug, but she’s hoping her budding thespian will go to college first. [People]
  • Eleven ways to be terrible at sex. “Pulling Some Kinky, Taboo Sh*t Without Talking About It First” should be bold-faced and underlined twice. [How About We]

  • Celebrity chef Lidia Bastianich is being sued by an Italian chef who said she was treated like a “slave.” [New York Post]
  • Samantha Bee should just quit “The Daily Show” already and write funny Wall Street Journal columns for a living. [WSJ]
  • Alexa Chung’s pics for Madewell’s fall 2011 campaign are gorgeous, of course. [Fashionista]
  • David Byrne mocked up some fake iPhone apps. All of them should be real, IMHO. [AdWeek]
  • The nine types of sex every woman should have at least once. [Essence]
  • Prince Charles and Camilla Parker-Bowles are sick of all the attention that bitch Kate Middleton is getting, so they adopted an adorable Jack Russell terrier puppy. [US Weekly]

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