Evening Quickies: Frivolous Lawsuit Queen Lindsay Lohan Sues Pitbull For Using Her Name In A Song

  • Lindsay Lohan is suing the rapper Pitbull for using her name in his song “Give Me Everything.” LiLo claims the lyrics “I got locked up like Lindsay Lohan” have caused her irreparable harm. Oh, boo hoo. [TMZ]
  • A Mexican teen girl might be selling her virginity for Justin Bieber tickets. Or something might be lost in translation here. [Gawker]
  • Former Texas Governor Rick Perry, who is seeking the Republican nomination for president, invested in a company called Movie Gallery. Why is this noteworthy? Movie Gallery is country’s largest pornography distributor and purveyor of fine films like “Teen Girls Never Say No.” [Buzzfeed]

  • Rihanna is channeling an aquamarine Big Bird in her latest WTF get-up. [Celebuzz]
  • Jane Lynch says her character on “Glee” is just like Rep. Michele Bachmann, but without all that hating-the-gays stuff. [Huffington Post]
  • Office supplies that double as makeup tools. [Fashionista]
  • This is not an Onion headline: R. Kelly grand marshaled a children’s parade in Chicago. Some parents flipped because Kelly was accused of possession of child pornography (but beat the charges). [Essence]
  • How to date a British boy: a London blogger spills the secrets. [How About We]

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