Tara Reid Gets Married, Jessica Alba And Tina Fey Give Birth & Hilary Duff Is Pregnant!

Hi, did someone send out a memo announcing that this past week was, like, THE week to have a baby or get knocked up or get married? Because everyone in Hollywood did and now I feel left out. Okay, not everyone. But quite a few, at least. Find out the big news Jessica Alba, Tina Fey, Hilary Duff, Tara Reid, and Joy Behar had to share, after the jump!

  • Yesterday, Jessica Alba announced via her Facebook that she had given birth to a baby girl named Haven Garner Warren. “She was born on Saturday, weighed 7 lbs. and was 19 inches long. Healthy and happy! Big sister Honor couldn’t be more excited about the new addition to our family.” [People]
  • Meanwhile, Tina Fey, who I had totalllllly forgotten was pregnant with her second child, gave birth to daughter Penelope Athena on Wednesday. Tina and husband Jeff Richmond also have a 5-year-old daughter named Alice. [People]
  • Hilary Duff announced on Twitter that she and her husband of exactly one year, Mike Comrie, are expecting their first bundle of joy. “We also want to share the exciting news that… BABY MAKES THREE,” she wrote. “We are extremely happy and ready to start this new chapter of our lives.” I just want to say that I am extremely uncomfortable about living in a world where Lizzie McGuire is pregnant and I’m not. Pout. [People]
  • In sort of random news, “The View”‘s Joy Behar married her boyfriend of 29 years, Steve Janowitz, on Thursday. [People]
  • Uh, was she trying to upstage her “View” co-host, Sherri Shepherd, who has been planning her weekend wedding for, like, months? Sherri was married two days after Joy, on Saturday. [People]
  • Since we’re discussing Hollywood marriages, it seems kind of mean to not mention that Brooke Burke and David Charvet, two nobodies who used to be kinda somebodies, got married on Friday. [People]
  • And last, but certainly not least, renowned party girl Tara Reid got both engaged and married this weekend. In a series of tweets sent from Greece, Tara first announced she had just gotten engaged to Danish businessman Michael Lilleund. Mere hours later, Reid tweeted, “Just got married in greece I love being a wife!” Michael K at Dlisted best summarized this exciting news: “I swear, the coke in Greece is no joke. What happens in Greece, gets quickie divorced in the Dominican Republic!” [Dlisted]

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