Morning Quickies: The Kate Middleton Eating Disorder Rumors Begin

  • It was bound to happen sooner or later: Life & Style claims Kate Middleton is “refusing to eat” because she is stressed about kidnap threats (probably true), under immense pressure to be the perfect princess (probably also true), and, laughably, “rebelling against the queen.” Kate does look like she needs a sandwich or three. Still, no one, least of all me, wants to deal with Kate Middleton eating disorder rumors for the rest of this woman’s life. [Celebitchy]
  • Amy Winehouse’s home in North London will be converted into a rehab center called the Amy Winehouse Foundation. Insert tasteless Lindsay Lohan joke here. [NME]
  • Robert Pattinson wanted his character in “Twilight” to start crying after Bella and Edward have sex for the first time. Oh please. [ONTD]
  • Kat Von D and Jesse James may have split because he accused her of hooking up with his friend, Bam Magera. If anyone should STFU about cheating, it’s you, Jesse James. [Celebitchy]

  • Unsurprisingly, Jennifer Garner is none too pleased at rumors that Jennifer Lopez is trying to rekindle the flame with her hubby Ben Affleck. [Celebitchy]
  • Britney Spears gave Pauly D, who is DJing her shows, a lap dance onstage. Now that’s a situation that calls for a lot of hand sanitizer. [Just Jared]
  • Oh, and there will be a tribute to Brit Brit at this year’s VMAs. [Pop Culture Brain]
  • How to copy Lucille Ball’s cutest looks from “I Love Lucy.” Fire engine red hair optional. [Bust]
  • Snooki assured the good folks of “Good Morning America” that she does, in fact, know how to read. [E! Online]

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