Evening Quickies: Queen Latifah Joins “Dancing With The Stars”

  • Queen Latifah will join Rob Kardashian (!), Snooki (!!!) and Kristin Cavallari (roll eyes) for the next season of “Dancing With The Stars.” Even though I thought Queen Latifah was above “DWTS,” she’s going to dominate! [TMZ]
  • Grazia magazine confessed to Photoshopping Kate Middleton’s already twig-like torso for its special royal wedding issue in April. In the confusing statement, the magazine said, “[Grazia] would like to reassure all our readers that we did not purposely make any alternations to the Duchess of Cambridge’s image to make her appear slimmer, and we are sorry if this process gave that impression.” [Fashionista]
  • Speaking of Kate, her Hollywood doppleganger Anne Hathaway praised the princess for dressing “like a lady” and said she’s grateful to her for “making looking appropriate really fun again.” [Celebuzz]
  • Peeps are not happy this model looks like she’s masturbating in Calvin Klein’s Forbidden Euphoria ad. [ONTD]

  • “Millionaire Matchmaker” Patti Stanger, whose opinion is of utmost important, does not give the thumbs-up to Jennifer Aniston’s “pre-engaged” relationship with Justin Theroux because he ditched his girlfriend of 15 years for Jen. “Something’s not right there,” she warns ominously. [Radar Online]
  • Top 10 mistakes people make while drunk on the Internet. [Thought Catalog]
  • This woman had her tongue surgically lengthened so she could speak Korean better. I have a damn piercing in my tongue and this gives me the heebie jeebies. [Neatorama]
  • Obviously you want to read a section from Tyra Banks’ novel Modelland about a magical school for models, the greatest book of our time. [BuzzFeed]
  • This may be the best photo of topless women in a duel that you’ll ever see. [The Mary Sue]

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