Evening Quickies: Ashton Kutcher Making A Reality Show About The DMV

  • For some reason Ashton Kutcher is developing a reality show about the DMV for truTV . Yes, the Department of Motor Vehicles. The drama! The passion! The intrigue! I can’t wait, truly. [NYmag.com]
  • Russell Brand has spoken out about the rioting in London and he is as thoughtful and biting as usual. [ONTD]
  • Johnny Depp is freaking out about what Kate Moss will say about him in her alleged memoir. [Celebitchy]
  • Check out Kanye West’s ass-plant onstage while singing “All of the Lights.” Somewhere, Taylor Swift is snickering. [BuzzFeed]

  • Bert and Ernie are still in the closet for now. Sesame Workshop released a statement in response to the online petition requesting “Sesame Street” to out the buddy-buddy puppets as gay:

    “Bert and Ernie are best friends. They were created to teach preschoolers that people can be good friends with those who are very different from themselves. Even though they are identified as male characters and possess many human traits and characteristics (as most Sesame Street Muppets™ do), they remain puppets, and do not have a sexual orientation.”

    Puppets have no sexual orientation? Suuure. [The Daily What]

  • Casey Anthony was voted the most hated woman in America in a poll of 1,000 people, beating out both O.J. Simpson and Octomom. Uh, congratulations? [Bossip]
  • Sienna Miller dyed her hair pink! Not Pink-pink, but pink enough. [PopSugar]
  • Playboy Playmate Shanna McLaughlin was arrested at the Orlando airport today trying to bring a loaded .45 Colt revolver onto an airplane. Girlfriend does have a license to carry a concealed weapon, but hello, it’s an airplane. [Gawker]
  • In a creepy “Nightline” interview, former child actor Corey Feldman said the biggest secret in Hollywood is a rampant pedophilia problem. Feldman himself was molested as a child by his assistant and he suggests his friend Corey Haim may have committed suicide because he was abused by a “Hollywood mogul.” [Jezebel]
  • I don’t know what the hell Sarah Silverman is wearing in this photo, but I do know she’d be a natural posing for What Are We Wearing Today. [Celebuzz]
  • Idris Elba (swoon) on black men as sex symbols. [Bossip]

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