Morning Quickies: There’s A James Franco Sex Tape!

  • A James Franco sex tape? The man of many, uh, talents admitted on “Conan” last night that when he was “young,” he and a girlfriend filmed themselves have sex. “[We] watched it back and said yeah, let’s never watch that again,” Franco said laughing. [Team Coco via Huffington Post]
  • I’m just rolling my eyes at this report that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are “trying for a baby.” [US Weekly]
  • The Situation taught Jay Leno how he picked up women in Italy, using Jesse Eisenberg as a stand-in for an attractive Italian woman. [Huffington Post]
  • Kim Kardashian’s ex Reggie Bush is allegedly texting her and leaving voicemails “begging” her not to marry Kris Humphries and give him a second chance. It’s a bit late for that, hon. [Life & Style]

  • Wait, there’s going to be another made-for-TV-movie about Prince William and Kate Middleton? Hallmark is making “William and Catherine: A Royal Romance,” debuting Aug. 27. [People]
  • Ali Lohan, Lindsay’s 17-year-old sister, scored a multi-year modeling management contract. This family just needs to step away from showbiz entirely. [Celebitchy]
  • Travel advisory warning: there are no “guidos” in Italy, Snooki lamented to MTV News. []
  • Model/rock star spawn Georgia May Jagger as Margaret Thatcher? Amazeballs. [The Gloss]
  • Ashton Kutcher is earning $700,000 an episode for “Two & a Half Men.” If that sounds ridiculous, remind yourself that Charlie Sheen earned $1.2 million per episode. I am in the wrong business. [Celebitchy]
  • Artist Shepard Fairey’s iconic “Obey” poster gets Ron Swanson-ified. [Pop Culture Brain]

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