Evening Quickies: “The Hills” Movie Is Coming To A Theater Near You, Maybe

  • Someone in Hollywood thinks MTV’s reality show “The Hills” has big-screen blockbuster written all over it. Audrina Patridge told Ryan Seacrest’s radio show that the girls’ nixed a “Hills” movie before because “we were kind of all just so fed up with each other.” Now that they’ve had a break, though, she thinks “maybe” a movie will happen after all. Please … just … no. [US Weekly]
  • “Gilmore Girls” creator Amy Sherman-Palladino is adapting The Nanny Diaries for ABC. I hope it’s better than that terrible movie version. [TV Guide]
  • A very exciting behind-the-scenes “Mad Men” photo shows all the pointing, laughing, and Blackberry-reading that goes on while filming. [Entertainment Weekly]

  • David Beckham had his newborn daughter’s name, Harper, tattooed in script across his collarbone. [People]
  • Reminder: “Crazy About Pippa,” the one-hour special about Kate Middleton’s sister, airs on TLC tonight. Yes, if you watch an entire program about this woman who is basically only famous because she was a bridesmaid, you are crazy. [So you know what Jess will be doing tonight! Kidding! Sorta. — Editor] [Tres Sugar]
  • Chris Brown and his BS got torn a new one by CNN anchor Anderson Cooper. Well done, Silver Fox! [Huffington Post]
  • Not that any of us will ever look like Christina Hendricks (except Wendy) — sigh — but here are her must-have beauty products. [Vanity Fair]
  • Model/FEED bag designer/presidential niece Lauren Bush is marrying David Lauren (Ralph Lauren’s son) next month and taking his name, which will make her Lauren Bush Lauren. You might want to rethink that one, honey. [New York Post]
  • How your cat really sees you: feeder, poop scooper, scratching post, tasty snack. [Cat Vs. Human]
  • The “Boardwalk Empire” season two trailer is out. [NYmag.com Vulture]
  • A rare sand kitten was born in captivity. What is a sand kitten? Who cares. It’s cute. Squee! [BuzzFeed]

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