Charlie Sheen’s Death On “Two And A Half Men” Will Be A “Meat Explosion”

Ashton Kutcher has just begun shooting his first episode of “Two and a Half Men.” While we already knew that this episode would feature Charlie Harper’s—akaCharlie Sheen‘s—funeral. But we didn’t know how he died. Luckily, TMZ has the answers. Apparently, Charlie had just headed to Paris to elope on the show. And he met his end when he slipped on a subway platform and was hit by an oncoming train. The show apparently implies that his new wife might have given him a little push when she found out he was unfaithful. Furthermore, at his funeral, she calls the accident a “meat explosion.” Which, gross!

But Charlie Sheen isn’t fazed.“I will be watching my fake funeral, attended by my fake ex-girlfriends, from my very, very real movie theater, with my very real hotties in tow,” he said.

Wow, this is almost enough to get me to watch show. Only, laugh track sitcoms are the bane of my existence. Pass!

[NY Daily News]
[NY Daily News]

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