My life is more complete knowing that humans tweet as much as they f**k. I actually find that to be a very important sex fact. As is the staggering revelation that pigs orgasms last for an average of 30 minutes. WHAT? [Pr0n Provider]
Is it a boy? A girl? A potato?
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.