Morning Quickies: Kirstie Alley To Star In New Show Not About Her Weight

  • Kirstie Alley will return to TV on a new show about families on ABC called “The Manzinis,” which is being described as a “Roseanne”-style comedy. Deadline Hollywood reports the show “stars Alley as a very opinionated wife/mother who, along with her family … moves to repressed country-club town.” Hey, as long as the show isn’t about her yo-yo-ing weight, anything is cool with me. [Deadline Hollywood]
  • Kim Kardashian is “copying” Prince William and Kate Middleton’s wedding cake. Kimmycakes will not rest until she has the bigger, better wedding, dammit! [Us Weekly]
  • Sixteen-year-old bride Courtney Stodden and her creepy 51-year-old husband say they aren’t ready for children … yet. Eek. [ONTD]
  • Now a third “Snow White” movie is under production. Get some new freaking ideas, Hollywood. [Pop Culture Brain]

  • Remember when “To Catch A Predator”‘s Chris Hansen got busted cheating on his wife by The National Enquirer? It turns out he’s got more than one mistress. Klassy. [Celebitchy]
  • Olivia Wilde: “Is it sad, that my dog is essentially the man in my life?” Not any less sad than the fact my vibrator is essentially the man in my life. [ONTD]
  • An audience member (and possible stalker?) rushed Avril Lavigne onstage in Brazil. Scary. [PopDust]
  • “Breaking Bad” could have two more seasons. Or one. Or zero. The show and Sony are still negotiating; fans are going bonkers. [NYMag]

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