An Imagined Conversation With A Sad Model
Me: Why so sad?
Model: I’m wearing a denim vest.
Model: Also I ate some bad oysters. Me: Understandable.
Model: But mostly it’s the vest.
Me: Hey, it’s not that bad.
Model: Yes it is.
Me: OK it is. I’m just not really getting the whole outfit. The frayed denim vest has kind of a rocker vibe, and then it’s paired with…
Model: A heather gray jersey skirt. I know. Do you think Kurt Cobain ever wore a heather gray jersey skirt?
Me: Actually he probably did.
Model: Oh, that makes me feel a little better.
Me: I can’t really help with the bad oysters though.
Model: That’s OK. Even rock stars eat bad oysters every now and then.
Me: Rock on, sister.