Evening Quickies: Another Royal Wedding! Zara Phillips, Cousin Of William & Harry, Weds Tomorrow

  • Another royal wedding, already? Oh, yes. Zara Phillips, a cousin of Prince William, will marry rugby player Mike Tindall tomorrow in Edinburgh, Scotland, making them the Earl and Countess of Strathearn. All the royals — William, Kate, Prince Harry, Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie — are on hand but there are no silly hats just yet. [People]
  • Zac Efron and Rumer Willis are a thing now? Wait, I thought he was seeing Ashley Tisdale? [No, no, no. — Editor] [Celebitchy]
  • That’s what your new office looks like, Oprah? Come on now. The Frisky’s got better desks than you. [Mogulite]
  • Christian Louboutin is charging $1,000 for a pair of heels made out of trash. Fancy, fancy trash. [The Gloss]

  • Here’s Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries’ wedding invitation, if you care. [People]
  • Gwyneth Paltrow made a sex joke on Twitter and it was actually funny! [Crushable]
  • Can you tell the quality of a Justin Timberlake movie by the length of his hair? [NYmag.com Vulture]
  • “Tanning concierge” is a job title that exists. [Village Voice]
  • Rachel Zoe is new “lipstick ambassador” for the makeup brand Exude. I guess “lipstick ambassador” is a job title that exists, too. [Styleite]
  • Breaking news: Mario Lopez’s abs are U-N-R-E-A-L. [Celebuzz]

Want to contact the writer of this post? {encode=”[email protected]” title=”Email her”}!