Evening Quickies: Kat Von D Pens Facebook Rant: “What Can I Say? I Suck”

  • Kat Von D posted a Facebook Note last night entitled “What can I say? I suck” about storming off a TV interview yesterday when she was asked about her broken engagement from Jesse James. Kat actually seems genuinely apologetic, self-aware and self-reflective. Perhaps she should just step out of the limelight for awhile? [Facebook/KatVonD]
  • Scarlett Johannsson is the latest celeb to be invited to the Marine Corps Ball, but ScarJo had to decline due to “prior commitments.” [Gossip Cop]
  • Jessica Simpson says her wedding dress will “out-do Kate Middleton’s.” This seems like a sad goal in life, no? [Access Hollywood]

  • “Dancing With The Stars” has signed hottie little brother Rob Kardashian for its next season. [TMZ]
  • Michael Lohan, Lilo’s dad and current “Celebrity Rehab” castmate, opens up about his past cocaine addiction and his current “codependency issues.” And also where he likes to have sex. Ew. [The Fix]
  • Stevie Nicks is not appalled by Miley Cyrus’s cover of “Landslide.” Whew. [PopDust]
  • Scientists in South Korea have created a glow-in-the-dark dog. Can you go back to trying to cure cancer, please? [BuzzFeed]
  • Uh oh: BET has put “The Mo’Nique Show” on indefinite “production hiatus.” [Essence]
  • I guess $185 is not too much money to spend on a beauty product when your first name is “Gwyneth” and your last name is “Paltrow.” [US Weekly]
  • Who are the top 50 people who have influenced our concept of love from the past, future and present? (Hint: Mark Zuckerberg is one of them.) [YourTango]
  • Yeah, maybe it’s not a good idea to name your baby daughter “Lolita.” [Slate]

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