A plea to the men of the world: Your hair is not meant to be flatironed. And don’t think we can’t tell when you’ve straightened your locks, because we can. The flat iron gives the hair an unmistakable matted down sheen. I’m sorry, but this stick straight coif trend just gives me the creeps. Why not just work with your natural texture? That’s sexy! After the jump, some celebrity men who got attacked by flatirons … and lost.