Morning Quickies: Jesse James And Kat Von D Break Up

  • Oh boo hoo. Sandra Bullock’s ex, Jesse James, and his fiance, Kat Von D, broke up and called off their engagement. [People
  • Mark Ronson and Kelly Osbourne are among the guests at Amy Winehouse’s funeral in London today. [Celebuzz]
  • Also, Amy Winehouse’s ex-husband Blake Fielder-Civil has reportedly been left out of her will. [Daily Mail UK]
  • Justin Bieber and his DILF dad got matching tattoos. [BuzzFeed]

  • David Arquette, known for making bad decisions, was seen canoodling with Christina McLarty, the ex-wife of “Girls Gone Wild” honcho Joe Francis, also known for making bad decisions. It’s a match made in heaven. [People]
  • Someone actually married Ben Roethlisberger, the Pittsburgh Steelers QB who has been accused of rape twice. [Bossip]
  • Grace Coddington from “Vogue” — i.e. Anna Wintour’s sidekick and the redheaded breakout star of “The September Issue”! — has sold her memoir to Random House for seven figures. Squeal! Can’t wait to read this one. [New York Observer]
  • How not to sleep with a particular person you keep sleeping with. [The Hairpin]
  • Why dudes should keep their shirts on in online dating profiles. (TRUTH!) [How About We]
  • What a “Harry Potter”-themed wedding actually looks like. Yes, they do exist! [The Mary Sue]

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