My least favorite thing about checking my horoscope? The fact that your sign moves up and up and up in the listings every month until, finally, around your birthday—your sign is on top. But then, when the final day of your sign passes—ziiiiiip—you go right back down to the bottom of the pile and you have to start using actual energy to scan for your sign again. So, since today is the cut-off for Cancers (the sign, not the disease) and they are notorious for for being sensitive, I thought I’d soften the blow for all those crabs out there. So here, Cancers, a slideshow of some famous folks who share your sign.