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Morning Quickies: Lindsay Lohan Can’t Afford Therapy

  • Lindsay Lohan can’t afford to pay for court-ordered psychological help, her lawyer claimed yesterday. Could this actually be true? Girlfriend hasn’t worked in awhile. Anyway, the judge wasn’t buying her excuse and told LiLo she has 21 days to prove she’s seeing a shrink. [People]
  • Kate Middleton and Prince William saved the top two tiers of their wedding cake for the christening of their future child. Apparently this is a tradition that people do? Whatever, that cake probably had 36 tiers anyway; it’s not like any of their wedding guests went without cake. [ONTD]
  • Also, Kate’s wedding dress is going on display in Buckingham Palace for tourists to gawk at. Tickets cost $30 a pop. I’m fine with looking at a gajillion pictures on blogs, thank you. [People]
  • Reports of a Blake Lively/Leo DiCaprio breakup might be greatly exaggerated. [ONTD]

  • Anne Hathaway may still be writing letters to her Italian ex-boyfriend Raffaello Follieri, who is in jail for money-laundering. The National Enquirer says “she still has deep feelings for the convicted fraudster.” Oh, Annie. [Celebitchy]
  • Madam to the stars Heidi Fleiss is starring in a one-hour special on Animal Planet called “Heidi Fleiss: Prostitutes To Parrots” about her love of exotic birds. Yes, I really did just write that sentence. [NYmag.com Vulture]
  • Carrie Underwood has reportedly ordered her hockey hubby to stop hunting because she’s a vegan animal lover. I hear ultimatums are great for marriage. [Celebitchy]
  • Russia has finally classified beer as alcoholic. Uh, what was it considered before? Soda? Water? [BBC]
  • The PR people for potato chips ‘n chocolate need to hook me up! Also, let’s talk about these bacon-wrapped egg cupcakes. [Cool Hunting, The Hairpin]
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