Frisky Reader Revealed: Meet MyWittyScreenname

Hands down, the best thing about working at The Frisky is our amazing readers. We heart all of your witty, thoughtful, and informative comments—heck, we even appreciate the mean ones. Sometimes, we can’t help but wonder about the faces behind the avatars. So we decided to launch a weekly column where we learn all about a Frisky reader. After the jump, meet mywittyscreenname, one of our most prolific commenters. Please state your name, age, and location for The Friskyverse.

Nicole, 27, and Honolulu by way of Dallas. I’m not sure what it says about me that, other than my wedding pictures, literally the only photo I have of myself from the last two years involves a dead cane toad at the end of our driveway that my sister named Jamal.

How did you find the site?

I don’t quite remember, but I can guarantee it was the end result of procrastination-induced random Googling.

What do you do all day, other than follow The Frisky, which is totally condoned?

I am currently a long-term temp in sales and distribution at a hotel management company. Don’t worry, it’s actually even more boring than it sounds. When my husband separates from the Navy in a few years, I plan to get my M.Ed. and teach either Russian (if we live in an area with such a program, since that’s what I studied in undergrad) or math at the middle school level.

What is your fave post in recent Frisky history?

I’ve always loved the What Are We Wearing Today posts, so I’m glad y’all brought those back. Other than that, I don’t play favorites. I do enjoy the commenter sh**storms that some of Jessica’s posts tend to create, though. [Jessica’s Note: Uh, thanks!]

What are your pop culture guilty pleasures?

Oh, Lord. I know entirely too much about the lives of all the girls on “Teen Mom.” And I love me some Britney Spears.

Team Edwards or Team Jacob?

Team Katniss! I have successfully managed to avoid all things “Twilight,” in both print and film.

Can you share your most embarrassing dating story? We always share ours. It’s only fair.

Actually, the most embarrassing thing about my dating life is probably that I don’t/never did have one, because no one ever really asked me out. Sad face.

Do you consider yourself a feminist? Why or why not?

I absolutely do, and, yet I’m experiencing a complete brain fart in attempting to explain myself. Maybe I consider myself a people-ist in general?

If The Frisky staff came over for dinner, what would you serve us?

Can I make it breakfast for dinner? Because I make a mean eggs benedict and buttermilk pancakes. I have recently perfected my homemade pasta technique, too. We’re all about carbs in this house.

What type of skivvies do you have on right now?

Ugly ones. Like, I don’t even want to describe them. Let’s just say I only bust them out when my husband is miles away under the ocean.

What is your secret talent?

I can grip things with my feet just as well as I can with my hands and both of my hips are double jointed. I realize how creepy that sounds now that I’m actually typing it out.

What’s an amazing book or movie that other Frisky readers absolutely must get their hands on right now?

I would say that no one should go through life without reading The Master and Margarita by Mikhail Bulgakov, but I’m a little biased.

Which celeb would you most want to hop in bed with? Which celeb would you most want to marry?

Jake Gyllenhaal. Jake Gyllenhaal. If I say his name three more times, will he appear behind me like the Candyman?

What’s something you hope to see more of on The Frisky?

All I want is the “thumbs down” button back! I like being passive-aggressively negative. It’s kind of my thing.

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