The Gosling Report: Ryan Brings His Mohawked Dog George On “Late Night With Jimmy Fallon”
You didn’t think the daily Gosling reports were going to stop were you? Of course not. But, out of respect for the bats**t insane few of you who do not get wet at the sight of Ryan, I am putting all of today’s Gosling news in one post. Do they have internet in mental institutions? Maybe not. Anyway, where to begin. Well, first, Ryan was “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” last night, and he brought along his dog George. George has a mohawk. He also likes apples, which Ryan feeds to him by biting into the apple himself and taking the piece out of his mouth and giving it to George. Coincidentally — kismet! — Lucca loves apples and this is exactly how I feed them to her. Exactly. I thought it was just our thing, but apparently it’s our and Ryan and George’s thing. Just saying. Also, Lucca has the exact same hotspot on her foot at George. Soulmates?
But enough about Lucca and George and their fated puppy love. After the jump, Ryan talks about going to the Turkish Baths (in my neighborhood!) and licking a sweaty man’s belly.
Guess who’s putting a push-pin at E. 10th Street between 1st St. and Ave A on the Ryan Gosling Totally Not Scary Stalker Map? This gal.
Ryan then talked about his new movie, “Crazy Stupid Love,” which I just went to a screening of today and it was hilarious. You will enjoy it. I realize I’m biased, but there ya go, there’s my endorsement, take it or leave it.
Gosling has a bunch of movies coming out this year, including “Drive” and “The Ides of March,” which also stars George Clooney.Apparently on set, Ryan has a run-in with the notorious prankster, telling “Extra,” “[Clooney] will come up to you and tell you something very serious, and then you walk away and you realize your pants are wet. He’s had like an Evian spray bottle. He’s been spraying your crotch the whole time.” INSERT DIRTY QUIP ABOUT MY OWN DAMP UNDERPANTS.
Okay, I think that’s it for today’s Gosling Report. I’ll be back tomorrow and the next day and the next day until Ryan Gosling stops being sexy and awesome, but let’s face it, that’s never going to happen. See ya!