Name That Vajayjay: 40 Words For Every Situation

How did it happen that “vajayjay” quickly became the slang term for vagina? Did Oprah start it? Was it Grey’s Anatomy? It almost feels like a fable at this point — but regardless, there has ALWAYS been slang terms for what’s in your pants and who knows? By the year 2067, vajayjay may sound as old-fashioned as “delta of Venus” or “aphrodisiacal tennis court” do now. After the jump, we’ve compiled a list of 40 slang terms for every important occasion. (Reminder: Just don’t use any of these…)When Discussing Female Health Matters With Your Gyno/Parents/Boss:

  • Business
  • Privates
  • Patsy
  • Nether Regions
  • Vagina (duh!)

In The Midst Of Ecstatic Love-Making With Your Sexual Partner:

  • Snatch
  • Kitty
  • Junk
  • Yoni
  • Punani

Just, You Know, Like, Shooting The Breeze With Your Girlfriends:

  • Vajayjay
  • Britney
  • Cooter
  • Hoo-ha
  • Coozie

If You’re Writing The Next Great American Romance Novel:

  • Dew-flaps
  • Quim
  • Rosebud
  • Sugar Basin
  • Love Tunnel
  • Lady Flower
  • Bower of Bliss
  • Oracle
  • Nonny-no
  • Gentleman’s Pleasure Garden

When You’re Dressing Up As A Misogynist For Halloween:

  • Pink Taco
  • Clam
  • Beef Curtains
  • Hair Pie
  • Jam Cookie

If You’re Writing A Term Paper On The History Of Sex:

  • Arbor
  • Attic
  • Cunnikin
  • Fanny
  • Nature’s Tufted Treasure

You Want To Make Someone Laugh:

  • Vertical Smile
  • Penis Garage
  • Badger
  • Mossy Cottage
  • Jack Nastyface